They Do it, I don’t – Niteflirt Submissive Girls

I’m not submissive. It’s not that I’m turned off, it just doesn’t fit. It’s like the wrong jeans.

I was thinking about this recently – while I know my limitations and my areas of suckitude, it seems to me that it might help direct people to highlight the girls I’d be calling if I were feeling all Dominant Master Mode ON.

I do like to refer guys  to someone,  not just tell them to fuck off or threaten them physically. Um, yeah, I’ve seen Mistress listings that do both these things faced with the horror of a possible Dominant caller.

I don’t have that intense a hang up. Oddly enough, I’ve more or less asked Dominant guys to consider not calling and I get hardly any guys trying to push the issue.  I do know that a lot of you are switches and into variety, so…

Without further ado, in a segment we will call “if it were MY boner…”

Hot sub chicks of Niteflirt.

 1. Kiwi Candy. 

She’s gorgeous, she’s next-doorish, she’s dirty, she’s cute, she’s creative, and she’s very VERY sanely priced at .99 per minute when I checked. She bills herself as “The Kiwi Next Door” – if they’re growing them like that, one more reason to move to Middle Earth.

CALL KIWI CANDY

2. Juliannah

There’s something so hot about listings that display a need for discretion and a lack of exposed skin hinting at a real life beyond the confines of the fantasy and a reputation that requires protection. Juliannah presents enigmatically, but intelligently, and judging from the feedback, I think she satisfies mightily.  1.99 a minute,  so rate is sane.

CALL JULIANNAH

3. Tammy Toy

I admit that I’m also too lazy to do much in the way of hypnosis calls, but the FANTASY of hypnosis and mind control is super hot and lesbian mind control stories are my kryptonite. So even though you don’t get a ton of pics with Tammy, the feedback suggests this girl gives the fantasy of having a hypno slut, a robo-girl, or a stepford wife at YOUR service a great service. 1.49 per minte.

CALL TAMMY TOY

 

The Big Blonde – Macro Giantess Phone Sex on Niteflirt

I’m getting some of my first Macro fetish customers since I started the specialty line! It’s so fun. Macro really is one of my favorite fantasies, and talking to guys about it is always interesting, even if it’s not exactly the same versions of the fetish that turn me on.

I’m getting a lot of conversation with guys into expansion transformation, and so far zero micros! This surprises me, because almost all of the giantess phone sex calls that I had in the past, before the specialty lines, were micros.

I miss my tiny little shrinky dinks, but I do like this opportunity to get bigger…and bigger…and BIGGER!

I definitely was one of those people who “felt funny” during the Incredible Hulk syndication reruns, and I often would fantasize about getting bigger and more powerful and taking revenge on the boys who teased me or made me feel that mad.

Now I feel a lot less into the vengeful and angry and a lot more like “what would it be like if I kept getting bigger and bigger the better this guy was at getting me off?”

Sometimes I have macro-macro fantasies, fantasies of making love to some other huge macro and our sex noises and sex movements being so big that they can cause accidents, if not major natural disasters.

I guess this all sounds very God-complex and weird to someone outside the fetish. But fuck, that’s what fetishes are for, right?

I’m waiting eagerly for some more HOT Giantess fantasy calls. Do it, insect minions! Hahahaha!


Call The Courtesan for phone sex on Niteflirt.com

Call now for Macro and Giantess Phone Sex on Niteflirt

FREE erotic cuckold fiction – OUTSOURCING

I’ve been doing some thinking.

You know how you gave me that copy of the five minute workday for my birthday? No, it’s great. Really. Not every year has to be about sexy presents. It’s ok.

Anyway, you told me that this book would mostly annoy me but have a few good ideas in it, and you know what? You could not have been more right. Yeah, it’s glib and irritating. However, and this is a major however, it’s also got some really truly great ideas that have made things so much better for both of us.

You see, it’s all about different kinds of outsourcing, to maximize your efficiency. Now, at first I was closed off to the potential – after all, I don’t feel like I can really use an Indian virtual assistant all that much. But I thought about it and I decided I’d do just one thing differently. Just try one thing out of this book before I wrote it off.

So last week I just used the delivery service instead of buying groceries myself. That’s why we were able to get together at the last minute like that, you know?

Yes, you sure did enjoy that. I did too. It was nice to get that moment of quality time with your face under my skirt and my hand between your ass cheeks, just how we like it, and just because I did one thing differently.

So if that little tiny bit of outsourcing made my life that much more fun, I started to sit back this week and really think about the full potential. Which is what I want to talk to you about. I have you to thank. To think this could all stem from one set-it-and-forget-it grocery list, right?

So if I could change that one thing for myself via outsourcing, I wondered, what else could I change?

Here’s the thing. You, my dear, you are great, just epic, with your face between my legs. Killer head. Just fantastic. Likewise, I don’t think I’ve ever had my ass eaten like you do it. I mean look at us, we can just go hours like that, your face between my cheeks, your tongue utterly worshiping my ass, going for the gusto. You just lose yourself completely eating ass or pussy – mine anyway.

I could read half the book like that, with you eating my ass, pulling my panties aside to get at it – in fact I found I kept fantasizing about that while I was reading it, curling my toes in my deck chair, hoping no one else really looked at me.

Ok, so I may have missed a lot of the information in it, but this outsourcing thing really jumped out at me.

Because the fucking. Yes the fucking. Not so much, I’m afraid. It’s just not there. I love you immensely, you know I do, but it is just so not there. It’s inefficient for one thing. It’s not up to those standards you set with your mouth and your hands. You do set that bar high, and so fucking you is such a disappointment. Maybe that’s the problem. Whatever the problem is, it’s just not good enough and you know it, I know it, and now you know that I know it.

So I came up with this plan thanks to your present.

Outsource the fucking! You’re my boyfriend, but we have experts come and fuck me.

I want to start outsourcing fucking me. And then, to be really efficient, I think I can outsource some of the job of figuring out who’s going to do it. Yes. To save even more time, I think that you should help me with the talent pool, so I’ll let you know what I want. Then I want you to recruit so I have more time, because it’s all about my life being streamlined like that.

Ok, so here’s what I want you to find. I don’t countenance assholes let alone fuck them, but beyond not being an asshole, it’s going to come down to raw physical fitness. Less than thick seven point five is too small to ride the ride. Less than eight regular circumference is too small to ride the ride. That’s the minimum. And then, you know, fugly, overly paunchy, forget it. I don’t have time. I’m not a charity.

I don’t care about race, you know me, it’s not a fetish, it’s not a “thing.” I’ll fuck anyone theoretically, though on the individual level, it’s another story. So to recruit, we’ll cast a wide net. No dickheads, criminals, weirdos, or fuglies, and they have to meet cock minimums.

To make all of this even more efficient I’ve thought about how much I like to get head before or after I’ve really been fucked well, so I want to make sure that you’re always on site. It just doesn’t make any sense for me to have to go driving across town from my place to yours every time I’ve gotten fucked really deeply and really hard just so that I can get my passionate kissing and pussy eating orgasm to come down from it, so I think that you’ll have to be there ready to roll right into bed. If you have a better way to solve that issue let me know, but I really think that’s the best.

Yeah, you’ll have to be on site and we’ll bring in the extra talent when it’s needed.

What’s that? Oh, no, this is already decided. It’s totally happening. In fact, it’s happening tonight. I’ve already got people lined up, and I would really hate to have to replace someone, least of all have to replace you. After all, you’re my boyfriend! You don’t want me to find someone else to do your part, do you? I can if you want me to.

Good. I thought so. Don’t worry. Like the book said, it’s hard to change your routines, but you’re going to come to love the benefits of outsourcing.

Cuckoldology – cuckold phone sex on Niteflirt

pic1Cuckold Fantasy Phone Sex on Niteflirt

A guy calls up and almost always tells me “I’m into cuckolding.” Well that doesn’t tell me everything. It doesn’t really let me know what kind of a cuckold he is. The thing about the cuckolding fetish is that there are a lot of permutations – guys get into the idea of their wives with other men for a lot of different reasons and in a lot of different ways.

There’s the voyeuristic cuckold. I don’t usually do that well with these guys, because they can be a bit pushy and dominant, and they’re often turned on by the idea that I’m a huge slut, and somehow this is a bad thing (?)

They like to see the wife fucked really aggressively because on some level they’re projecting onto her and it has a yucky malevolent vibe that makes my pussy dry up. No, I do not like getting slapped around by ANYONE, least of all for your boner.

So, yeah, we file a lot of that under Dominant Man Ew.

Sometimes, though, a voyeur just genuinely wants to see his wife get off. Or he wants to know that I get off. He just wants to be close to the action, because – I can’t argue against this – women getting off really intensely are probably the hottest thing in the world. I like to roleplay the “bad best friend” to their wives, the woman who gets them into cheating in order to feel really good, (see it’s fun to suck huge cock, you’ve got to try it…mmmm.)

There’s the humiliation cuckold.  Often cursed with a micro willy, this pussyboy just thrives when he’s listening to me enumerate the many many ways in which he’s not a man, he’s not an alpha, he’s just a pet to his wife and she needs real cock to satisfy her needs. The lower and lower you make him go the happier and happier he is. The more of his wife’s girlfriends find out how much he fails at manhood, the harder he gets off.  I love these guys.

There’s the closeted cuckold.  He’s not jealous of the guy fucking his wife right in front of his face, he’s jealous that she’s getting fucked by such an endowed, muscular, hot and perfect example of manhood. He’s just waiting and hoping, waiting and hoping – for the moment when I inform him he’s going to have to service, fluff, and usually put his ass in the air for the amusement of my Man.

There’s the binoculars cuckold.  This guy just loves close up porn sooooo much that the idea of being nose to the action while a huge cock drills her pussy is his major MO. He wants a front row seat to the action, and to help out with his tongue as much as possible. And of course to clean up.

Which leads to cum junkie cuck – usually if there’s no gangbang it’s just not enough man juice to slurp out of – well everywhere. From her, from all the great holes available, snowballing, cocksucking, floor licking, panties cleaning, creampie loving – it’s all about the cum and he’s obsessed with it.

That’s just a field guide to a few! See yourself here Cuckie? I thought so. Let’s call and make your cuckold fantasy dreams come true.


Cuckold Phone Sex

cuckolding phone sex on niteflirt - call The Courtesan
Call me! I’m the cuckold phone sexpert you’ll add to your black book. Cuckold Phone Sex done RIGHT Reg. 2.25 min NO MINIMUMS

What do I like?

  • Smart people. Not just smart people, but people who are addicted to the crazy amazing power of words. It’s kind of the entire point of this kind of sex – you can put on porn if you want moaning cliches.
  • Girls on Top. From the mild to the caustic, I love to be in charge of my world! Ruler of all I survey!  But in a sex positive kinda way. I’m bossy, not frigid.
  • GFE – I’ll be nice to you, listen to you, and put a little romance back into your world – none of the heartache, ALL of the sexy fun.
  • BAD GFE – I’ll be honest about your small penis, I’ll cuckold you, I’ll cheat on you, and I’ll rinse you of your cash – and you’ll love me even more than ever!
  • Phone Sex WTF – giantess, morphing, vore (sexy not gory) statues/freeze, human mannequins, love dolls, real dolls, robots, generally weird stuff within the rules of the platform I am using. (Niteflirt is pretty strict, but not overly limiting.) I love to try new stuff and if I can’t get my head around it I’ll tell you right away.
  • My boobs like the attention.
  • My feet like it even more. Really. Footfreaks wanted.
  • I can be very very very mean. Like really mean. BUT – only when you ask for it.  My implacable Bitch Goddess is not a default setting. That’s just weird.

Those are the first things that comes to mind.

Now for some Do Not Want.

While I love to try almost anything, I do not do well as a submissive. You could try, but seriously, it’s better to move on to someone who really loves that kind of call. I also live in civilization and can’t go screaming like your porn turned up to 11.

Niteflirt does not permit a lot of things you’re used to from the services.  No underage talk or age play, no family or step-familial relationships, no scat or wee, no roman or menstrual, no rape fantasies, in other words if you need it really really extreme, this isn’t the place. Frankly I ain’t your gal either for that, honestly.


Call The Courtesan for phone sex on Niteflirt.com
like what I like? Call me on Niteflirt!

 

Domo Arigato….Robot Sex Fetish

I spend a lot of time in the position of being a sexual gawker – submerged in the beautiful freakery at the peripheries and margins of human sexuality. I guess in the interest of fairness, I’ll share with you my own most fringe fetish.

Robot Sex. I’ve got kind of a Giant Robot fetish.

It’s rare that I have a desire this submissive.

I mean like, Optimus Prime is my heart throb giant robot sex fetish. Extra hotness points for vehicular transformation.   What if there was a transformer that turned into a Koenigsegg? OMG, panties wet.

kegg

It’s got to have two elements to work for me – both Mecha and Macro. I’m tiny, a warm pink blob in a technocratic world of hugeness. The machines are hypermale, deep voiced, and always fairly benevolent toward me, with the shared understanding that I’m utterly fucked if they tire of me for just a second.

Your imagination, I’m sure can fill in the blanks. It’s not that I have robot sex in the sense that I fuck giant robots, it’s more of a sexual tension, and the idea that I have to be their sex toy. Sometimes they make me more robotic in my behavior for their viewing amusement.

This is just a little confession about my big sexual sideshow brain. I hope you enjoyed it!


Call The Courtesan for phone sex on Niteflirt.com
Call The Courtesan on Niteflirt for robot sex fetish phone sex!